i was sitting in the bathroom today when like 5 girls walked in and i stopped pooping right away cause i didn’t want them to hear me but then i thought why is taking a shit so bastardized today like why cant i poop in peace in the privacy of my own stall without caring if people listen to the flop flop plop plop sploosh sploosh like damn just sing along to the ploop blop and enjoy symphony no. 9 a la my asshole



do you ever think about what a great dad gerard is though??? like he takes bandit to comic book stores and encourages her drawing and being creative and even plants popcorn trees with her and if you don’t think that is the tightest shit ever then get out of my face